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Accountant and the Ballonist

    A man takes a balloon ride at a local country fair. A fierce wind suddenly kicks up, causing the balloon to violently leave the fair and carry its occupant out into the countryside. Landing in a farmer's field, the man is left with no clue how far he has flown or where he has landed.

    Seeing a man walking down a nearby street, he cries out, "Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?"

    Eyeing the man in the balloon the passer-by says:, "You are in a downed balloon in a farmer's field."

    "You must be an accountant, sir," replied the balloon's unhappy resident.

    "How could you possible know that?" asked the passer-by.

    "Because what you have told me is absolutely correct, but of absolutely no use to me now," answered the balloonist.


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