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Blonde and Highway Patrolman
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the driver, he was astounded
to see a blonde behind the wheel knitting! Realizing
that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren,
the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn,
and yelled, PULLOVER!"
"NO," the blonde yelled back,
"IT'S A SCARF!"
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