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Don't Marry a Computer Engineer

    Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I'm now logged in."
    Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
    Husband : Bad command or filename.
    Wife: But I told you in the morning
    Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
    Wife: What about my new TV?
    Husband : Variable not found . . .
    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
    Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
    Husband : Too many parameters . . .
    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
    Husband : Data type mismatch.
    Wife: You are useless.
    Husband : It's by Default.
    Wife: What about your Salary?
    Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
    Wife: What is my value in the family.
    Husband : Unknown Virus.

    - Submitted by Maphi.


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