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Engineers Terminologies

  • A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED
    We are still pissing in the wind.

  • EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM
    We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

  • CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
    We know who to blame.

  • MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
    It works OK, but looks very hitech.

  • CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
    We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

  • PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
    The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch

  • TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
    We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

  • THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
    The only person who understood the thing quit.

  • IT IS IN THE PROCESS
    It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

  • WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
    Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

  • PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
    Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

  • GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
    We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

  • GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
    I can't wait to hear this bull!

  • SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
    Come into my office, I'm lonely.

  • ALL NEW
    Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

  • RUGGED
    Too damn heavy to lift!

  • LIGHTWEIGHT
    Lighter than RUGGED.

  • YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
    One finally worked.

  • ENERGY SAVING
    Achieved when the power switch is off.

  • LOW MAINTENANCE
    Impossible to fix if broken


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