. . . . .

Jokes Directory

Tell a Joke

Receive Jokes in your email

. . . . .
Jokes.Net: Network of Comedy

Jokes.Net:People Jokes
Husband and Wife Jokes

Fifty Fifty

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

    Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

    The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

    The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn to use the teeth."

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


    Find Jokes at Jokes.Net Jokes Directory


. . . . .


Buy Comedy Books and CDs


Advertise on Jokes Net


Jokes.Net Home

. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


2000 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.