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How Blonde was She

    She was soooooooooooooo blonde:

    * she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    * she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    * she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    * she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    * she thought General Motors was in the army.
    * she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    * under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
    * she tried to drown a fish.
    * she tripped over a cordless phone.
    * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.
    * she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
    * she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
    * they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
    * at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
    * she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
    * it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
    * she studied for a blood test-and failed.
    * she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
    * she sold the car for gas money!
    * when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
    * when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    * she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    * when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    * when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
    * she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
    We'll miss her.*************************


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