. . . . .

Jokes Directory

Tell a Joke

Receive Jokes in your email

. . . . .
Jokes.Net: Network of Comedy

Jokes.Net:People Jokes
Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband and the Genie

    There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.

    The genie came out and said, "Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."

    The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

    "Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.

    "Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy. The genie says, "You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says, "Yeah, yeah. I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "

    I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"


    Find Jokes at Jokes.Net Jokes Directory


. . . . .


Buy Comedy Books and CDs


Advertise on Jokes Net


Jokes.Net Home

. . . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


2000 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved.
Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.