So he went back home and said to his mum, "what are the first three letters of the alphabet?"His mum said "be quiet im talking to someone", because she was on the phone.

Then he went to his sister and said, "what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" his sister said "oh yeah".

So he went back to school the next day and the teacher said "what are the first three letters of the alphabet", the boy said "be quiet im talking to someone."

Then the teacher said do you want to be sent to the principals office, the boy said "oh yeah".

Then the teacher said "who do you think you are".

The boy said "superman!"

- Submitted by John