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Lawyer vs. Bear

    Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

    The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on.

    The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"

    "I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.


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