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Lazy Husband

    This woman goes to her husband.

    "The car has a flat tire" she told him.

    "Does it look like I have 'firestone' written on my head?" he replied.

    "Ugh" she walked outta the room.

    The next day when her husband walked in from work she said.

    "The dish washer down." She told him.

    "Does it look like I have 'whirlpool' written on my forehead?"

    "Ugh"

    The next her husband came home and asked her.

    "How did u get this stuff done?"

    "The guy next door told me he'd fix them if I gave him a blow job or if I baked him a cake."

    "Oh what kinda cake did ya bake him?" he asked her.

    "Does it look like I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

    - Submitted by Jacquie


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