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Medical Terminology

    Anally -- occurring yearly
    Artery -- study of paintings
    Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
    Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
    Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
    Caesarian section -- district in Rome
    Cat scan -- searching for kitty
    Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
    Colic -- sheep dog
    Coma -- a punctuation mark
    Congenital -- friendly
    DC -- where Washington is
    Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
    Dilate -- to live long
    Enema -- not a friend
    Fester -- quicker
    Fibula -- a small lie
    Genital -- non-Jewish
    G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
    Grippe -- suitcase
    Hangnail -- coat hook
    Impotent -- distinguished, well known
    Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
    Labor pain -- got hurt at work
    Medical staff -- doctor's cane
    Morbid -- higher offer
    Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
    Node -- was aware of
    Outpatient -- person who had fainted
    Pap smear -- fatherhood test
    Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
    Post operative -- letter carrier
    Protein -- favoring young people
    Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
    Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
    Rheumatic -- amorous
    Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
    Secretion -- hiding anything
    Seizure -- Roman emperor
    Serology -- study of knighthood
    Tablet -- small tablet
    Terminal illness -- sickness at airport
    Tibia -- country in North Africa
    Tumor -- an extra pair
    Urine -- opposite of you're out
    Varicose -- located nearby
    Vein -- conceited


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