- Submitted by ?.

Q: Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?
A: She thought it was a map!

- Submitted by Jordan.

Q: A blonde and a scrunchy fell off a cliff. Which landed first?
A: The scrunchy, the blonde had to ask for directions.

- Submitted by ?

Q: What does a Blonde and a screen door have in common?
A: The more you open it the looser they get.

Q: Why do Blondes wear looped earings?
A: To use as a leg rest.

- Submitted by Kristy.

Q: What do you call two blondes in a cadilliac?
A: Duel air bags.

- Submitted by Mike.

Q: Why cant blondes waterski?
A: Because everytime they get wet there legs go up in the air.

- Submitted by Michael Childers.

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: The 1963 hide and go seek champion.

- Submitted by Tom.

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A: You get them on their back and they're both screwed!

- Submitted by Rebecca.

Q: What did the blond say when she saw a bowl of cheerios?
A: Neto! donnut seeds.

- Submitted by Rena.

She is so blonde that she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company!!!!!

- submitted by Amy.