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New Short Blonde Jokes 7

    Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
    A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

    Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
    A: Because it said, ''Sorry, try again.''

    - submitted by Cyclope.

    Q: why did the blonde have a bruise on her bellybutton?
    A: because her boyfriend was a blonde too!

    - submitted by Rodger Gibbons

    One day three blondes walked into a bar. You think one of them would of seen it.

    - submitted by Greg McCreary

    Q: Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?
    A: Because she couldnt find the 11.

    Q: why did the three blondes walk off the cliff?
    A: because they wanted to see if their sanitary pads really had wings

    - submitted by Joanna Kearnes

    A blonde walks into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asks, "How'd you burn your ears?"
    The blonde answers, "It was the funniest thing! I was busy ironing when the phone rang, but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron."
    The doctor raised his eyebrows and said, "Okaaaay. What about the other ear?"
    The blonde replied, "Well, they called again."
    - Submitted by ?

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