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Yo Momma Jokes

New Yo Momma Jokes 18

  • yo mama so fat see could not see her feet.
  • yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she couldn't see the numbers.
    - submitted by Jazzblast

  • yo mama so ugly she makes Freddy Cougar look like Beyonce!
  • yo moma so ugly they don't even have to use guns in the army cause they can use yo mama's picture!
  • yo mama so dark she was trying to eat a tootsie roll, she ate her finger.
    - submitted by MSPARKER582

  • Yo mama like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
    - submitted by Ramiro Capistran

  • yo mamas so fat the most hightech scale couldn't calculate her weight.
  • yo mamas breath is so stank i look forward to her FARTS.
    - submitted by mikecole00

  • yo momma is so fat she uses 3 houses!
    - submitted by Melinda Ragar

  • your mamma so stupid she threw a rock a t the floor and missed.
    - submitted by Saiyanruler89

  • yo mommas so fat,she dont wear daisy dukes,she wears boss hoggs.
  • yo mommas so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game.
  • yo mommas so ugly, she turned medusa to stone.
    - submitted by Mizzcastillo34

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