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Yo Momma Jokes

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  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she has a peep-hole in her glass door.

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, She walked into an antique store and said "What's new?"

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

  • Yo Mama's so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding-door.

  • Yo Mama's so fat, she tripped over Walmart and landed right on Target!

  • Yo Mama's so fat, her blood cells are donuts.

  • Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't get the part in the movie "Forest Gump" because she kept eating the box of chocolates!

    - submitted by Toni E.

  • YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TACOBELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY.

    - submitted by Jesse.

  • yo mama so poor when i went to her house i stepped on the skateboard she said get off the family car.

    - submitted by Mike Florez.

  • yo mamma is so stupid she stars at a orange juice for 20 min because it said Concentrate.

  • yo mamma is like a big mac...full of fat but only worth a buck.

    - submitted by Bloodhunter.


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