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New Yo Momma Jokes 4

Yo Mama's so dumb, she has a peep-hole in her glass door.

Yo Mama's so dumb, She walked into an antique store and said "What's new?"

Yo Mama's so dumb, she tryed to drown a fish.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt to make a booty-call.

Yo Mama's so dumb, her latest invention was a glass hammer.

Yo Mama's so dumb, she ran into an automatic sliding-door.

Yo Mama's so fat, she tripped over Walmart and landed right on Target!

Yo Mama's so fat, her blood cells are donuts.

Yo Mama's so fat, she didn't get the part in the movie "Forest Gump" because she kept eating the box of chocolates!

- submitted by Toni E.

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT TACOBELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY.

- submitted by Jesse.

yo mama so poor when i went to her house i stepped on the skateboard she said get off the family car.

- submitted by Mike Florez.

yo mamma is so stupid she stars at a orange juice for 20 min because it said Concentrate.

yo mamma is like a big mac...full of fat but only worth a buck.

- submitted by Bloodhunter.

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