Q: What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?
A: He flagged his tail!

Teacher: "How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country's flag?"
Student: "I guess they took a flag poll!"

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?
A: A Flag Newton!

Dad: "Most people don't have to work today, because it's Labor Day."
Son: "If they're not working, shouldn't it be 'No-Labor' Day?"

Q: Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
A: It works for me!

Q: Where did Columbus first land in America?
A: On his feet!

Q: Who was the first cat to discover America?
A: Christopher Columpuss!

Q: How was Columbus's ship like an avid shopper?
A: They're both driven by sales!

Q: What would you get if you crossed October 12 with Halloween?
A: Ghoulumbus Day!