Q: Did he really marry her because of her grandfathers fortune?
A: He denies it. He says he would have married her no matter who had left her a fortune!

His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them "second class male!"

I wish you were on TV
Would you love me if I were a TV star?
No, but I could switch you off!

My boyfriend is really clever, he has brains enough for two.
He sounds like the right boy for you!

I can't leave you.
Do you love me that much?
It's not that, your standing on my foot!

I got a lovely kitten for my girlfriend.
I wish I could make a trade like that!

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her!

I wouldn't say your girlfriend has a big mouth, but when she yawns her ears vanish!

When I grow up I'm going to marry the boy next door
Why?
I'm not allowed to cross the road!