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    If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

    Rule # 1
    Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

    Rule # 2
    If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

    Rule # 3
    If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

    Rule # 4
    It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

    Rule # 5
    Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?

    Rule # 6
    Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    Rule # 7
    You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.

    Rule # 8
    Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

    Rule # 9
    Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

    Rule # 10
    When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.


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