Q: Did you hear hte one about the oak tree?
A: It's acorny one!

Q: Did you hear the one about the redwood?
A: It's tere-mendous!

Q: Why was the pine tree sent to its room?
A: Because he heard it was a sycamore!

Q: What kind of tree is often found in the kitchen?
A: A pantry!

Q: Why was the tree drooling?
A: It was a dogwood.