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They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn't tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.

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Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with his dick?
A: Both were once pointed sharply towards the left but are now, inexplicably, aimed directly at the center

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after Great sex.
A: Honey I'll be home in 15 minutes.

Q: What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A: "Sat on the Presidential Staff"

Q: What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
A: Fornigate.

Q: Do you know why Clinton doesn`t play his saxophone anymore?
A: Cause he is playing with his horeMonika.

Q: Why was it difficult for Clinton to fire Monica Lewinsky?
A: He couldn't give her a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first

Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.

Bill and Hillary are driving through the town where Hillary grew up,when they stopped for gas. As he is pumping gas the attendant looks in the window and recognizes Hillary.'Do you remember me?',he asks Hillary we dated in high school.They chat for a little while and then Bill pays for the gas and drives away. Bill is feeling proud of himself and looks at Hillary and says "What would have happened if you married the gas station attendant instead of me? and Hillary replies then you would be pumping gas and he would be president!!

Q. What's the difference between President Clinton and the Titanic?
A. Only 1500 went down on the Titanic

Why does Bill Clinton where underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.