Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot?
A: Plant bird seed !

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Q: What do you call a very rude bird?
A: A mockingbird!

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With it's sparrowchute!

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody Wood Pickle!

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
A: Fowl play!