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Short Birthday Jokes 2

    Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
    A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

    Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
    A: When it's been sliced.

    Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
    A: He has a whale of a party!

    Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
    A: "Hi, Buster."

    Q: What did one candle say to the other?
    A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

    Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?
    A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

    Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
    A: In a cat-alogue!

    Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
    A: "You're too young to go out."

    Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
    A: Because it was marble cake!

    Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
    A: He shellabrates!

    Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
    A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

    Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
    A: Angel food cake, of course!

    Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
    A: Shortcake!

    Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
    A: A birthday pheasant!

    Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
    Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
    Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"

    Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
    A: On his birthday flake!

    Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
    A: Mice cream and cake!

    Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
    A: Musical Hares.


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