Q: How do you know if someone is a true blonde or a fake?
A: Ask them what color they use, if they give you crayons, there blond.

Q: Why did they stop the wave at sporting events?
A: To many blonds drown.

Q: Why was the blond smiling when it was lighting?
A: She thought someone was taking her picture.

Q: What do you call an all blond baseball team?
A: Triple play

Q: How do you know if a blond has used the microwave.
A: She's burnt and thinks she has a sun burn!

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

Q: What do blonds and beer bottles have in common?
A: They are both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

Q: Why does it take so long to make a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned during spring training

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: You pick them up, throw them in the gutter, and they come back for more

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

Q: What do you say to a blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A: Introduces them self.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Big foot?
A: Big foot has been spotted.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: Why do blonds stick there heads out of the window of a moving car
A: To fill up

Q: How can you tell when a blond was baking chocolate chip cookies?
A: When you find M'n M shells on the floor

Q: What do you do when a Blond throws you a grenade?
A: Pick it up, pull the pin and through back