Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment !

Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
A: Use a cowculator !

Q: What do cows like to dance to ?
A: Any kind of moosic you like !

Q: What game do cows play at parties ?
A: Moosical chairs !

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A: A box of quackers !

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Cold cream ! or, Ice Milk and Ice Cream!

Q: Why did the foal cough ?
A: Because he was a little horse !

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes ?
A: Because they like being amoosed !

Q: What do you call an arctic cow ?
A: An eskimoo !

Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
A: Swine Lake !

Q: Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
A: He didn't see the ewe turn !

Q: Why did the pig go to the casino ?
A: To play the slop machine !