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Chicken Jokes

Short Chicken Jokes

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
    A: To get to the other side

    Q: Why did the rooster cross the road ?
    A: To cockadoodle dooo something

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
    A: He heard the referee calling fowls

    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
    A: To prove he wasn't chicken

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
    A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

    Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
    A: Because he didn't have enough guts

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
    A: To get to the other slide

    Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
    A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

    Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
    A: To get to the shell station

    Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
    A: Because the chicken needed a day off

    Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
    A: Scotch eggs!


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