The chicken, with a satisfied smile on it's face, is leaning up against the headboard smoking a ciggy.

The egg, looking pissed off, grabs the sheets, rolls over, and says "Well I guess we just answered THAT question!"

- Submitted by Kirrily.

A chicken goes into a library and says, "Bok," so the librarian gives it a book. Ten minutes later the same chicken comes in again and says, "Bok bok." The librarian gives the chicken two books, but being a bit curious, follows the chicken down the road where the chicken meets a frog. The frog says to the chicken, "Redit, redit!"

- Submitted by Jokes4U - bazzerooni.