'At Christmas we went to the pantomime. It was Finderella.'
'That sounds rather fishy to me.'
'It was. It had a Fairy Cod mother in it, and Finderella lost her flipper at the fish ball.'
Q: Where does Santa Claus keep his red suit?
A: In his Santa Clauset.
Q: What's red and white and green all over?
A: An airsick Santa Claus!
Q: Why does Santa have a house at the North Pole?
A: Because he's too fat to squeeze into an igloo!
Q: What's red and white and full of holes?
A: Swiss Kringle!
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