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Q: What theatre shows make cows feel ill?
A: Moo-sickals.

Q: Where do intelligent cows like to visit on their holidays?
A: Moo-seums.

Q: How can you stop milk from turning sour?
A: Leave it in the cow.

Q: Where do cows go for outings?
A: To the moo-vies.

The reason the cow jumped over the moon is because the new milkmaid had icy cold hands.

Q: What says 'Oom, oom?'
A: A backward cow.

Q: What is the cow capital of the USA?
A: Moo York.

Q: Where do you find details of famous cows?
A: In Moo's Who.