Short Crocodile Jokes at Jokes.Net

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Short Crocodile Jokes

Q: What's the difference between your mother in law and a crocodile?
A: Crocodiles are kind. They tear at your flesh and hold you under the water to drown, then they push your body under an old log to rot.

Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes.

Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner

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