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Short Daytrader Jokes
- Q. How did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?
A. They had all gone short.
- Q. How come the congo line kept breaking up at the daytrader's party?
A. Not many of them were willing to go long.
- Q. Why couldn't the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?
A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.
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