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Short Daytrader Jokes

  • Q. How did all the daytraders manage to fit under the limbo bar at their party?

    A. They had all gone short.

  • Q. How come the congo line kept breaking up at the daytrader's party?

    A. Not many of them were willing to go long.

  • Q. Why couldn't the Daytraders agree where they meet to get together?

    A. They all wanted to keep their Options open until the last minute.


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