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    We have 2 classes of forecasters: Those who don't know . . . and those who don't know they don't know.
    - John Kenneth Galbraith

    Q: Why did God create economists?
    A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

    An Economist is someone who didn't have enough personality to become an accountant.

    The First Law of Economists: For every economist, there exists an equal and opposite economist.

    The Second Law of Economists: They're both wrong.

    Q: How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.

    Q: How many mainstream economists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two, one to change the bulb and one to assume the existence of ladders.

    Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
    A1: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
    A2: None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen.
    A3: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

    Q: How many B-school doctoral students does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: I'm writing my dissertation on that topic; I should have an answer for you in about 5 years.

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