Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!

Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
A: A jumbo jet!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!

Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
A: He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!

Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A: So that he can sneak up on mice!