Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moosic you like!

Q: What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
A: A battery hen!

Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
A: A bullfrog!

Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical chairs!

Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
A: Cough Stirrup!

Q: Where do milkshakes come from?
A: Excited cows!

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires!

Q: What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?
A: A sheep that's under the weather!