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Short Halloween Jokes

    Q: How can you enter a haunted house?
    A: With a skeleton key.

    Q: How can you fatten up a ghost?
    A: With ghoulash and spooketti.

    Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
    A: A roller ghoster.

    Q: How can a witch tell the time?
    A: By using a witch watch.

    Q: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?
    A: A monster's shadow.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?
    A: A scare-crow.


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