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    The sun-scorched vampire was crawling through the desert, crying 'Blood! Blodd!'

    Q: What do you call an ugly old woman who sits on the beach casting spells?
    A: A sand witch.

    Q: What did the witch do when her broom broke down?
    A: She witch-hiked.

    Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
    A: Remove the 'w'.

    Q: What do you call a witch's husband when he's travelling on her broomstick?
    A: A flying sorcerer.

    Q: What do young witches like best in school?
    A: Spelling lessons.

    Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
    A: Cold spells.

    Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?


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