Q: What do you call an ugly old woman who sits on the beach casting spells?
A: A sand witch.

Q: What did the witch do when her broom broke down?
A: She witch-hiked.

Q: How can you easily make a witch itch?
A: Remove the 'w'.

Q: What do you call a witch's husband when he's travelling on her broomstick?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Q: What do young witches like best in school?
A: Spelling lessons.

Q: What do you get if a witch gets flu?
A: Cold spells.

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