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Short Halloween Jokes 12

    Q: Why did the monster eat the street light?
    A: Because he wanted a light meal.

    Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
    A: No BODY.

    Q: What do you call a ghosts's mother and father?
    A: Transparents!

    Q: What soup do skeletons like?
    A: One with plenty of body in it!

    Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
    A: The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!

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