Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.

Q: Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
A: In a blood bank.

Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.

Q: Where can you see a real ugly monster?
A: In the mirror.

Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
A: When you're a mouse.

Q: Why did the monster eat the caboose?
A: The locomotive told him to "Choo, choo."

Q: What's the best place for a mirror?
A: In a graveyard. It can double your mummy.

Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A: A holy terror.