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Short Halloween Jokes 4

    Q: Why do witches think they're funny?
    A: Every time they look in the mirror, it cracks up.

    Q: How do mummies hide?
    A: They wear masking tape.

    Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
    A: A sand witch.

    Q: Who has a broom and flies?
    A: A jelly-covered janitor.

    Q: What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
    A: Five after one.

    Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
    A: They have no body to dance with.

    Q: What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
    A: You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

    Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
    A: You'd get a harewolf.

    Q: What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
    A: You hear the broom boom.


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