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Short Halloween Jokes 5

    Q: What goes "Oob, oob!"
    A: A witch in reverse.

    Q: How do you make a milkshake?
    A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"

    Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
    A: She flies off the handle.

    Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
    A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

    Q: Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
    A: It was his bat.

    Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    A: Put your boos and shocks on.

    Mother vampire to son:
    Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.

    Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
    Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.

    Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
    A: See you next month!


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