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    Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
    A: He sold his soul to Santa

    Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
    A: He's all right now.

    Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
    A: They take the psycho path.

    Q: How do you get holy water?
    A: Boil the hell out of it.

    Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
    A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment.

    Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    A: Dam.

    Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
    A: Polaroids.

    Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
    A: Cell phones.

    Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
    A: National Dyslexics Association.

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    A: A stick.

    Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    A: Nacho Cheese.


    Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
    A: Subordinate Clauses.

    Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
    A: Quatro sinko.

    Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
    A: Spoiled milk.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

    Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
    A: A pachydermatologist


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