Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it??
Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn't move?
Q. How do you make a bandstand?
Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
Q. Why did Tony go out with a prune?
Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?
Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Q. Why did the traffic light turn red?
Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
Q. What do lawyers wear to court?
Q. What breaks when you say it?
Q. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Q. What has four wheels and flies?
Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?
Q. Why should you take a pencil to bed?
Q. How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
Q. What kind of button won't unbutton?