'Thank you for winning the case,' said the grateful client to her solicitor. He had won her 10,000 pounds from the local council as she had tripped over an uneven paving slab on the pavement and injured her leg.
It was a pleasure,' said the solicitor, handing the client his bill.
The client took the bill, then frowned: 'This bill is pretty steep. Is it right?'
'Of course,' replied the solicitor. 'It represents good value for all our time, care, experience, expertise and legal knowledge. If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't have won the case.'
'Nut your costs are almost half the damages,' replied the client. 'If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have had a case.'
'But,' said the solicitor, 'anyone can trip over a paving slab.'
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