Short Mouse Jokes 2 at Jokes.Net

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Short Mouse Jokes 2

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.

"See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?"

- Submitted by Jokes4U.

Q: Why did the mouse push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!!!

- submitted by Renee.

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