Teacher: "Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?"
Student: "Because it was too far for them to crawl."

Q: What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a frog?
A: A little green with a croak of gold!

Q: What did the leprechaun say to the elf?
A: "How's the weather up there?'

Q: What would you get if you crossed an Irishman with a basketball star?
A: Eire Jordan!