Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
So what's so great about that?
It's snowing outside!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
A: Lots of blood tests!
Q: What kinds of tests do they give witches?
A: Hex-aminations!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea
Son: She took it like a lamb
Teacher: Really ?, what did she say?
Son: Baa!
Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: Easy
Father: Then why look so unhappy?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
Father: How did you exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test
Class: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?
Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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