Q: Who designed Noah's ark?
A: An ark-itect!

Q: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
A: Speaking Latin!

Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
A: He wanted Mark Antony!

Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
A: On their feet!

Q: Why does history keep repeating itself?
A: Because we weren't listening the first time!

Q: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
A: The second one!

Q: If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
A: His wife!

Q: What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
A: Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Q: Why did Eve want to move to New York?
A: She fell for the Big Apple!