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Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
A: Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Q: What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate?
A: Fangsgiving!

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