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Stockbroker or Frog
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and
said: "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's
curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be
returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her
handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you
kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more
than a stockbroker!"
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