"In this business," she stated to one of her first applicants, "our personal integrity must be beyond question. Do you consider yourself an honest lawyer, Mr. Ford?"

"I certainly do!" replied the lawyer. "I'm so honest that after my father loaned me fifteen thousand dollars for my education, I paid back every penny after my very first case."

The investment counselor was impressed. "What sort of case was it?" she asked.

The lawyer pressed his lips tightly for a moment before finally answering, "He sued me for the money."

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