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Two Nuns Painting
The head nun told 2 nuns too repaint the nun living quarters but they would be in deep trouble if they got any paint on their robes.
so nun 1 thought "hey why don't we take all our clothes off and paint and we won't get in trouble because our robes won't be soiled"
nun 2 said "great" so they started painting and nun 2 made sure the door was locked so no one came in.
then there was a knock on the door.
nun 2 said "who is it??"
someone answered "blind man"
nun 1 said " it's a blind man let him in he won't see us"
so nun 2 unlocked the door and the man goes, "oh you've got really nice boobs, anyway i'm here to fix the blinds"!!!!
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